Perbedaan Cowok Ganteng ma Cowok Jelek!!!!

Kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat,
cewek-cewek bilang: nobody's perfect
Kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat,
cewek-cewek bilang: pantes... tampangnya kriminal

Kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewek yg diganggu preman,
cewek-cewek bilang: wuih... jantan.. kayak di film2
Kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewek yg diganggu preman,
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti premannya temennya dy

Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam,
cewek-cewek bilang: wooow, cool banget!!!
Kalo cowok jelek pendiam,
cewek-cewek bilang:ih, kuper....

Kalo cowok ganteng jomblo,
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti dia perfeksionis
Kalo cowok jelek jomblo,
cewek-cewek bilang: udah jelas... kagak laku...

Kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik,
cewek-cewek bilang: klop... serasi banget....
Kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik,
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti main dukun....!!!!

Kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek,
cewek-cewek bilang: jangan sedih, kan masih ada aku!!!
Kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek,
cewek-cewek.... (terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, liat dulu dong bentuknya)...

Kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo,
cewek-cewek bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih...
Kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo,
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti ibunya mbok jamu, bapaknya robot

Kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang,
cewek-cewek bilang: perasaannya halus... penuh cinta kasih...
Kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang,
cewek-cewek bilang: sesama keluarga emang harus saling menyayangi...

Kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW,
cewek-cewek bilang: matching... keren luar dalam...
Kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW,
cewek-cewek bilang: mas, majikannya mana???

Kalo cowok ganteng males difoto,
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar...
Kalo cowok jelek males difoto,
cewek-cewek bilang: engga tega liat hasil cetakannya ya???

Kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede,
cewek-cewek bilang: wah kaya Lorenzo Lamas.., bikin lemas...
Kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede,
cewek-cewek bilang: AWAS!!!!! Mandragade lewat!!!!

Kalo cowok ganteng nuanging air ke gelas cewek,
cewek-cewek bilang: ini baru cowok gentleman...
Kalo cowok jelek nuanging air ke gelas cewek,
cewek-cewek bilang: naluri pembantu, emang gitu...

Kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati,
cewek-cewek bilang: let me be your shoulder to cry on
Kalo cowok jelek bersedih hati,
cewek-cewek bilang: cengeng amat!!!!! laki-laki bukan sih????

Kalo cowok ganteng baca ini,
langsung ngaca sambil senyum-senyum kecil, lalu berkata, "life is beautiful!!!"

Kalo cowok jelek baca ini, frustrasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus teriak sekeras-kerasnya ....
"HIDUP INI KEJAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM ....... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


from novel by Christia Darmawan, Friendlytopia (page 45-47)

Leona Lewis - Better In Time

It's been the longest winter without you

I didn't know where to turn to

See somehow I can't forget you

After all that we've been through

Going coming thought I heard a knock

Who's there no one

Thinking that I deserve it

Now I realize that I really didn't know

If you didn't notice you mean everything

Quickly I'm learning to love again

All I know is I'm gonna be OK

[Chorus:]

Thought I couldn't live without you

It's gonna hurt when it heals too

It'll all get better in time

And even though I really love you

I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to

It'll all get better in time

I couldn't turn on the TV

Without something there to remind me

Was it all that easy

To just put aside your feelings

If I'm dreaming don't wanna laugh

Hurt my feelings but that's the path

I believe in

And I know that time will heal it

If you didn't notice boy you meant everything

Quickly I'm learning to love again

All I know is I'm gonna be OK

[Chorus:]

Thought I couldn't live without you

It's gonna hurt when it heals too

It'll all get better in time

And even though I really love you

I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to

It'll all get better in time

Since there's no more you and me

It's time I let you go

So I can be free

And live my life how it should be

No matter how hard it is I'll be fine without you

Yes I will

[Chorus: X2]

Thought I couldn't live without you

It's gonna hurt when it heals too

It'll all get better in time

And even though I really love you

I'm gonna smile cause I deserve to

It'll all get better in time

Sara Bareilles - Love Song

Head under water and they tell me to breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder, even I know that
Made room for me but it's too soon to see if I'm happy in your hands

I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me
 

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or break in this
 

If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason to write you a love song today

I learned the hard way that they all say things you want to hear
And my heavy heart sinks deep down under you and your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry

Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this

If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better reason to write you a love song today

Promise me that you'll leave the light on
To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone
'cause I believe there's a way you can love me
Because I say

I won't write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or break in this

If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that there's a reason to Write you a love song today